Age: 33
Ethnicity: Bavarian
Height: 5-2
Body Type: Slim
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Orientation: Straight

Smoking: Never
Alcohol: Socially
Education: Post-Grad
Occupation: Analyst, Bottoms Up Toilet Seats International
Income: Prefer not to say

Books: The Black Swan, Freakonomics, The Art of Project Management, Myths of Innovation, Head First SQL

Movies: The Manchurian Candidate, Fatal Atraction, Garden State

Music: Bruce Springsteen, Melissa Etheridge

TV: The Wire, Angel, Boston Legal

What I’m looking for: A hotshot SQL programmer for our IT team

Why you should email me: Great career prospects