Age: 74
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Height: 5-3
Body Type: Frail
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Orientation: Straight

Smoking: Like a chimney
Alcohol: Only the hard stuff
Education: High School
Occupation: Retired
Income: Wouldn’t you like to know?

Books: The Great Gatsby, Atlas Shrugged, anything by Rush Limbaugh, Craft Magazine

Movies: Pale Rider, Midnight Cowboy, The Horse Whisperer

Music: Cole Porter, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Linda Rondstadt, Paula Abdul

TV: Murder She Wrote, The O’Reilly Factor

What I’m looking for: A frisky septuagenarian

Why you should email me: Please don’t. My son wrote this profile for me. You think I know how to use this darn computer?